Wednesday, July 31, 2013

TRIATHLON JARGON PART I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KTEgLKhjIw

Triathletes can be geeks.  I was a geek before I became a triathlete, but now it's chronic.  We spend as much time in training as we do pouring over the data gathered from it.  Miles per hour, pace, heart rate, calories burned, calories consumed, speed, tempo, cadence, gear, weather patterns, planetary alignment...then we mash it all into this weird equation that makes sense only to other athletes.  Triathlon, like many sports, comes with its own vocabulary.  I thought I would cover some of the basics to avoid any eyes glazing over.  This is not a comprehensive list, thus "part 1."

The distances:

Sprint triathlon: 750-800 meter swim, 13-17 mile bike, 5k run.  The distances depend on the event organizer and location.  The Sprint tri is where most people start in this sport.

Olympic triathlon: 1500-1650 meter swim, 23-26 mile bike, 10k run.  As with the Sprint, the distances depend on the organizer and location.  The official Olympic distance is 1500 meter swim, 40k (25 mile) bike, and 10k run.  Elite athletes, such as the Olympic competitors finish this event in under 2 hours.  Sick.

Half-Ironman or 70.3 triathlon: 1.2 mile swim, 56 mile bike, 13.1 mile run (half-marathon).  Sometimes referred to as "long-course," there are many of these events across the country.  70.3 refers to the total distance traveled in the race.

Ironman: 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike, 26.2 mile run (marathon).  Also known as "Ultra-distance," or 140.6 (total distance travelled during the race).  The term "Ironman" is specific to an international series branded as such.  Therefore, you can have a 140.6 event that is not an Ironman event.  The race time cut-off is 17 hours.  The pros finish this race in under 9 hours.  Discuss.

For more information about the various distances and background of triathlon (so if you really want to geek out like I do), check this out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triathlon

The equipment:
Wetsuit: A warming layer designed specifically for a triathlon swim.  Races that are "wetsuit legal" take place in water that is below 78 degrees.  Styles range from sleeveless/shorts to full suits and in thickness from .5 to 5 millimeters.  Mine makes me look like a sea lion.

Aerobars: The bike portion of triathlon is a bit different than a cycling specific race like the Tour de France.  In a triathlon, the cyclist is not riding in a group to draft off of other riders.  In fact, drafting is illegal in most tris.  So the cyclist tries to make himself at "thin to the wind" as possible.  The aerobars allow the rider to hunch over their handlebars and create less wind resistance.  It makes the rider look like they are relaxing over their bike -- which is kinda why I like them.  My son was watching me ride on the trainer, and he said it looks like I'm "sleep riding."

Time Trial bike: These bikes (like mine) are designed to do one thing very well...go fast in a straight line.  For some reason I have trouble with both, but I don't think that's because of the bike.  Experienced triathletes can use TT bikes for climbing, although some use traditional road bikes for big climbing races.

The food:
GU, ClifShots: A gel that comes in a small packet about the size of a pack of gum.  These are easily carried and contain a honey-like substance.  They come in a variety of flavors and are packed with carbs for endurance training.  It's quick fuel while on the move.  They are good, but I wouldn't butter my toast with them.

ShotBlocks, Energy Gels: These are a bit like Gummi Bears or Fruit snacks, that serve the same purpose as the gels.  There are some that are really good!

Waffles: A flat, cookie-like food that serves the same purpose as the above forms of fuel.  The only problem with these is that they are so good, I'd eat them just sitting on the couch.  My favorite flavor for riding is Vanilla, but I want to try the chocolate...warmed up...with ice cream...hot fudge...

Miscellaneous:
M-Dot: the Official Ironman logo is a red M with a red circle above it.  Many times seen in the form of a tattoo on an Ironman finisher.

Bike/Run Profile: A graph that represents the elevation changes on the bike or run course.  If it looks like a roller coaster and has 4 digits of elevation gain, the course is hard.  Well, for me at least.

I hope to come up with a few more as we roll through the next year.  Maybe this cleared some things up?

By the way, if any of you hear me use the word "fartlek" in a sentence, slap me.  Seriously.

Monday, July 15, 2013

I WILL DO THIS.


Stiff.  Sore.  Tired.  I wish I lived in a one-story house, because stairs hurt.  On the other hand, I am mentally walking through my day wondering when I'll get in a swim or a bike.

Yesterday, I finished the Boulder Peak Triathlon, one of the toughest races in the country.  I celebrated my Personal Record for an Olympic distance for maybe two hours before I logged on to my brother's computer.  I just did not want to wait until I got home to register for Ironman Boulder in 2014.

As I sat at the computer filling out the registration form, I simultaneously thought, "this will be so cool," while yelling out loud, "what on earth am I doing!?!?" I finally clicked the submit button, then sat back in wonder.  What will the next year look like?  How am I going to do this?

Of course the most obvious question from anyone who knows me is, "WHY?"  To be honest, I wish I had a good answer!  Is this mid-life crisis?  Do I need to prove myself to someone, anyone, or everyone?  Do I just need a hobby?  Is it because I can?  Do I want to "brag for the rest of my life?" Truly, I do not know.  As I start on this journey, I hope to come up with the answer.  Right now, I just want to.

The 2013 training season is not yet complete.  I still have to finish a half-Ironman.

I hope you come with me on this journey.  Triathlon, like any endurance event can get very lonely, and although you won't be out there with me in body, knowing you are out there in spirit makes it special.  Through all of it: the training sessions, miles, roads, soreness, bottles of Advil and Gatorade, endless amounts of GU, ClifShots and Stinger Waffles, all the way to the finish line when Mike Rielly will say...